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Q Why did Bill and Hillary send from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!

Q Why does Chelsea look so stupid from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly? A: Heredity.

Q Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Because when his term is through, he won't be going to school.

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Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved? A: The United States of America!

Q How did Bill Clinton get a from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces.

Q If Bill and Hillary jumped together from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first? A: Who cares!

Q Why is Bill Clintons economic plan from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn't got a prayer.

Q Why is Bill Clinton called middle from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"? A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.

Q Did you hear that the Clintons from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it's got two left wings.

During a recent publicity outing Hillary sneaked from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question: "Will I be acquitted?"

Q Whats Clintons favorite baseball teamA The from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers.

Q How can you tell when Clinton from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on.

Q What does Clinton do to lose from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft.

Q What do Bill Clinton and a from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very bright.

Q How can you tell when Bill from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving, then he's lying.

Q How can you tell when Bill from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.

Q How did Bill and Hillary Clinton from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? A: They were dating the same girl in high school.

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, "Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the current situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea. I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu." She walks away. Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced Quiche."

Q What does Teddy Kennedy have that from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend.

Q What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth? A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people!